Ahhh... The Internet
Found this quote by Senator Ted Stevens on the Internet... quite funny
"...an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday [...] the internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes."
Or President Bush explaining to the world how to use an iPod
"Lightweight, and crank it on, and you shuffle the shuffle."